What a wind up!
A malicious e-mail is doing the rounds on the web – email wise. Some Olanzapine-needing sarcastic swine apparently has trumped up some tattle claiming it to be the words of our very own Serena Williams. This fake interview achieved all it was meant to in terms of it’s assuredness to shock and awe. I wrote pages in furious anger in response only to come across this [http://www.snopes.com/politics/quotes/serena.asp] - via a friend. Let’s just say, I was not too pleased and my pages of response were to that effect.
I happened across my response – which I was supposed to have deleted from cyberspace – and felt it was interesting all the same. Funny how anger gets you in the perfect mode for writing. I need not share that piece with you but my views on inter-racial relationships are interesting somewhat.
Everyone living here [
UK] should have views on this [Inter-racial Relationships]. I say this because it is very common these days. I always listen to the black men in particular when asked of their reasons to choosing a white rather than a black girlfriend. Some get all defensive and say the most insulting things ever. Some give manly answers of which I am proud. Anyway here are a few theories I have on inter-racial relationships…
P.S. One-hit wonders like FBI, Maya and Dave need not venture opinions. Having suffered more than enough irritation at your hands for your little regard for what constitutes reasonable discourse; I hereby offer the following suggestions:
I happened across my response – which I was supposed to have deleted from cyberspace – and felt it was interesting all the same. Funny how anger gets you in the perfect mode for writing. I need not share that piece with you but my views on inter-racial relationships are interesting somewhat.
Everyone living here [
UK] should have views on this [Inter-racial Relationships]. I say this because it is very common these days. I always listen to the black men in particular when asked of their reasons to choosing a white rather than a black girlfriend. Some get all defensive and say the most insulting things ever. Some give manly answers of which I am proud. Anyway here are a few theories I have on inter-racial relationships…
- Human beings fancy the pants off each other – sexually, be them black white and all colours in between.
- Any claim that this does not hold true is false [Just like masturbation – nobody ever indulges in such barbarism].
- Family ties should always be stronger than sexual/racial ties [Ideally].
- Sexual/Racial ties tend to get stronger than family ties [Really].
- The more one is used to something or someone – the stronger the affinity for it.
- Racial hatred is always political, never sexual.
- Hating a person/race for sexual reasons doesn’t mean you don’t fancy them sexually.
- A race can never be completely unattractive to one – one just hasn’t seen much.
- Stereo-typing racially is always wrong and always for hidden reasons.
- Inter-racial relationships can pose huge problems.
- As long as one is solid in his/her racial heritage, he/she can marry a Martian.
- Those who forget their racial heritage – especially if they are black, make me sick.
- Those who do not know who they are – especially if they are black, make me sick.
In fact the list can go on but I don’t have the time to narrate them here. Before you attack my views, please read the fake interview and see what you make of it. Also, be assured that I will descend upon you like a ton of bricks so be sure you are prepared to take me on before you write anything.
P.S. One-hit wonders like FBI, Maya and Dave need not venture opinions. Having suffered more than enough irritation at your hands for your little regard for what constitutes reasonable discourse; I hereby offer the following suggestions:
- Try thinking before committing pen to paper [or fingers to keyboard in this case]
- Balanced thoughts are always better than one-sided ones.
- Investigative approach reigns supreme – always
- Expressive power always helps
- I am not good at this, I am dynamite!
- So help you god.
